That’s easy. The Most Outstanding Comedy Series happens every time George W. Bush speaks in public. The recent White House lawn appearance with the new British Prime Minister was possibly the best episode. While the Briton spoke extemporaneously in articulate, smooth sentences, the President sounded like a high school boy whose mumbling was full of uhs and ahs. Quite an award-winning performance!
Close second in winning the award is the strange cast of characters in the currently hit horror show, The Attack of the Democrat Wannabe Presidents. Hillary, barely able to open her mouth due to Botox constrictions, comes off as a shrill maiden-lady 4th grade teacher lecturing to a classroom of underachieving students.
Candidate Barack Obama, when not busy trying to look Lincolnesque, sounds like he’s trying to imitate an aw-shucks Jimmy Stewart exposing Claude Rains in the classic film, Mr. Obama Goes To Washington. He’d be better at the job if he’d just bulk up a bit by going out back of the cabin and start splitting logs.
The minor characters in this drama are hardly worthy of mentioning, except the one whose face moves with great emotion while his well-cut hair remains perfectly calm. Shall we forget the scrawny little guy who gets even more emotional than the other actors, and so much so, you want Sheriff Andy to take away his single bullet so he won’t hurt himself.